Totally awesome! Scientists have discovered new species of worms that live over a mile under the sea! My life is utterly changed! Everything is different now. When the bill collectors call I can now simply say "Hey! Haven't you heard? Swima bombiviridis is now known! How can you possibly be interested in cash after an announcement of such magnitude?"
Y'all, thank you for this overwhelming joy in my life right now. All is perfect in the world.
7 years ago
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i'll have to notify the un-FAIR plan about this development...maybe this is why they sent me an insurance cancellation notice.
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